Thursday, April 26, 2007

CONTINUED

THEY CIRCLED ME AND I WAS TRAPPED

I WAS EXTREMELY SCARED AND THEY ALL TOOK OUT THEIR CANES AND RAISED THEM IN THE AIR, EACH WITH AN ANGRY LOOK ON THEIR FACES.

OLD LADIES


WHERE'S BUTTONS

Friday, April 20, 2007

IT HAPPENED AGAIN (This time It was an OLD LADY)


I had tried to get all the way across the street and then an old lady in a electric wheelchair going about 20 miles per hour ran straight down the street and ran over my right foot. I had to limp on the bus and then my toe began to throb with pain.

Later after going to the hospital, I was trying to cross the parking lot of the hospital when that same old lady drove up into the parking lot about 20 meters directly ahead of me. She revved her little 9 volt electric motor and began to charge a me. She almost got me but then I jumped over her and in the process riping off her wig. She turned around and began to charge again.

During this process I was trying to get to the bus, but this old lady was persistent in trying to run my toe over.

She creamed at me," Where's Buttons!!!!!!" I had no idea what she was talking about. "Who's Button's!!" I screamed back at her.

She looked at me puzzled and turned around and began to roll her wheelchair away.

I turned away and began to run. I tripped on my backpack and my head hit the pavement hard. I looked up and I was surrounded by old ladies in Electric Wheelchairs!!!!!


!TO BE CONTINUED............................!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

DANGER, DANGER

ONE DAY I RAN ACROSS THE STREET INFRONT OF MULTIPLE CARS AND BUSES TO GET ON THE BUS. IT WAS VERY EXHILERATING. I DIVED AND JUMPED AND SPUN AROUND SEMITRUCKS AND DID A 'BAASEBALL' SLIIDE TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET.


I MISSED MY BUS :(<